Rocket League

Casual Cowards 82 – Rocket League – (Too Drunk to F***)

Happy new year, bitches, (and I mean that in the nicest possible way)!

It’s 2017 and to help usher in the new year we are bringing you the brand new Rocket League episode, with a brand new theme song, and a brand new Chester! (we had to replace the old one (he had a drinking problem))

Now, we know that you’re all still suffering from your own New Years celebration (it’s only been 2 weeks) but have no fear! Rian’s hangover tips are here! The boys also discuss their own New Years adventures (which leads to a fascinating discussion on hiring practices in the southern United States), as well as their predictions for the upcoming year (Charles has some big plans – get ready Scotland).

Things get serious when Charles gives his review of Rise of the Tomb Raider, Chester describes a very personal experience playing Titanfall 2, and the boys express their genuine lack of enthusiasm for the upcoming Nintendo Switch. Don’t worry though, because Rian will also teach us what “yiffing” is! The Casual Cowards are nothing if not educational.

Finally, our heroes will share their own reasons for loving (or hating) the instant classic Rocket League by Psyonix! They’ll also share with you their discoveries concerning the developer’s sordid past (these guys never give up), as well as a surprising twist: Rocket League is actually a remake of the instant flop Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars! Now with more League! It’s the Leaguest one yet! More Leaguer than ever!

Also, in this episode: Rian and Chester suck together. Dirk is too drunk to fuck. Chester is so smooth! Charles doesn’t talk about Flipmode Squad. Online Gambling? Rian does ASMR.

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